My Adventures on the Bus by DJ Flint
Author:DJ Flint [Flint, DJ]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: General Fiction
Publisher: Halsted Street Entertainment
Published: 2016-01-01T00:00:00+00:00
Anyway a lady got on the bus. From where I sat she looked to be around 30-ish and attractive. Well, let's just say my vision has been off a bit lately because as she came closer she seemed to age to 50-ish and looked like a crack head. Well just to be fair I don't want to assume she was a crack head but she was crack head adjacent. Now I see how guys end up with ugly chicks they take home from the bar.
Wide load and a load of crap
So I was riding the bus today and I was in a hurry. I was trying to catch a show time to see "Captain America: The Winter Soldier" and I was cutting it close. I think the bus stopped at EVERY FRIGGIN' STOP. The closer I got to the Dan Ryan train the more anxious I became. I then noticed a guy who was talking very loud about church stuff but he was just saying it to the ether because no one was having a conversation with him. Suddenly another guy responded and they had a lovely conversation until the other guy was distracted by a pair of females he knew. That is when I noticed that a bunch of people were clogging the front of the bus. There were plenty of seats so there was no reason to be up front. The main offender was another CTA employee talking to the driver. It was like they only signed up with the CTTA to find other people with good jobs that wanted to hook up for dates. It would not have been so bad if the lady didn't have such massive hips and ass blocking the way on and off the bus. Her ass was so big (how big was it?) the Fire Marshall slapped a ticket on it for a fire hazard warning.
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